Have you heard of Enzyte, the competitor to Viagra?  They tout it as the "Once-a-day tablet for Natural Male Enhancement".  I don't get it - how can it be "natural" if you need to take a pill?

Net Zero has a campaign where they compare themselves to AOL and others, claiming they provide the internet to you for less than the competition.  They tell us that AOL provides the internet for $19.99 while Net Zero is only $9.95.  They ask, "for the same internet?".  Net Zero also offers a faster connection for only $5 more, and I have to ask: for the same internet?

There are two types of web advertising that really bother me: the first is the flashing banner ad; and the second is the ad that slides across the screen and tells you that you are the "1,000,000th visitor".  These ads tell you to "Click Here" to claim your prize, and apparently some people actually fall for it.  If everyone who had a web site got together and rejected any advertiser with these types of ads...just think how much better our web surfing would be?  I mean, really, have you ever seen one of those ads that says, "sorry, you're 999,999^th visitor, you don't win anything" ???

Why do they have Braille on drive thru ATM's?

Why do people who drive slow immediately move to the fast lane?  Don't they know that it is called the fast lane because the traffic moves fast and not the pavement?

I'm not afraid of heights, but the ground rushing towards me at a high rate of speed sure scares the hell outa me.

Why do people who stand behind me in line at the grocery store stand so close?  No matter how many times they bump me with their cart, they still have to wait until I am done before it's their turn.

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