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Conversation overheard at the San Diego Zoo in the Panda Exhibit by two Pandas: |
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Bai Yun: |
Hey Hua Mei, this sucks. | ||
| Hua Mei: | Yeah? What's that Bai Yun? | ||
| Bai Yun: | You know, being a Panda. | ||
| Hua Mei: | Uh...I don't mind, what's wrong with being a Panda? | ||
| Bai Yun: | Look in the friggin' mirror. You see that? | ||
| Hua Mei: | Okay. Black and white, round eyes, round ears... | ||
| Bai Yun: | Yeah...yeah...and what else? C'mon...look closer... | ||
| Hua Mei: | Oh my God... | ||
| Bai Yun: | You see it don't you? | ||
| Hua Mei: | Oh man. We're friggin' cute as hell aren't we?! | ||
| Bai Yun: |
That's what I'm talkin' about, my friend. Cute! Fer cryin' out loud we're friggin BEARS, people! Bamboo chewing, sharp clawed - mean friggin' BEARS! I hate those cute little pictures and cuddly stuffed animals. And what's with these stupid cutesy-wootsey names? Give me a break will ya? Why the hell do we look so cute, Hua Mei?? |
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| Hua Mei: |
Yeah, I see what you mean! Why can't we be like the Grizzly Bear or the Black Bear? They're both mean and vicious. Killers. Carnivorous. ...and we... man, we're... damnit, everyone just thinks we're cute. Crap. You're right, this sucks big time. Thanks for pointing it out to me. |
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| Bai Yun: |
Now you know what I'm talking about. Oh, hey, fluff up, some more tourists over there want to take pictures...chew on that bamboo shoot and look cute for them. |
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| Hua Mei: |
Ahh screw that. I think I'm gonna eat one of them bastards carrying a camera. Hey! come closer...cuddle with me, you friggin' tree hugger! |
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| Bai Yun: | Now yer talkin'! Save some of that one with the blue jacket for me will ya? | ||